Say you were able to choose your neighbors. Who would be the people that you meet when you’re walking down the street each day be? Mine would include:
the whole Skeptics’ Guide to the Universe crew (in one house)
Roger Ebert – RIP
Just to name a few. That’s right, friends and family, none of you make the cut. You all need to become more interesting. At least win a Nobel Prize. Sheesh. Slackers.