Welcome To The Neighborhood, Senator Warren

As you may or may not know, I am keeping a list of fascinating people that I think I would like to have in my neighborhood.  Well, add Elizabeth Warren to that list.  Why?  Because she keeps saying stuff like this:

If you’re caught with an ounce of cocaine, the chances are good you go to jail.  But evidently, if you launder nearly a $1 billion for drug cartels and violate our international sanctions, your company pays a fine and you go home and sleep in your own bed at night…I think that’s fundamentally wrong.

Sadly, Elizabeth Warren is just the second woman in my neighborhood.  This inequality cannot stand.  I plan a massive affirmative action initiative to get to know all the just as qualified women and get them into my neighborhood.  Because that’s the kind of elitist, left wing, hippie liberal I am.

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