So, it turns out that there is a small section of the population that will sneeze when aroused. Also, the sinuses contain erectile tissue. I’m pretty sure that this means that people with sinus problems are just sexually repressed and instead of saying “bless you” or “gesundheit”, we should actually be saying “pervert!”
Author Archives: Jean-Paul
Fanatical Religious Nutjob Of The Day
The lunatics are in control of the asylum over in North Carolina. Two Republican lawmakers are pushing a resolution declaring that the state/county/city has the authority to establish an official religion and write religious laws. Clearly, these two are crypto-islamo-fascist Muslims hoping to stealthily bring Sharia Law to North Carolina. They must be stopped!
Their laughable claim is that the U.S. Constitution only prevents the establishment of a national religion. Smaller municipalities are free to do as they please in this regard. I guess that means states can restrict speech as much as they want as well. And your county can restrict who you choose to associate with. And your city can prevent you from petitioning the government.
This whole affair stems from a lawsuit filed against a county that starts their commissioners meeting with a prayer. They filed the resolution to show their solidarity with the commissioners. There are many of these lawsuits being filed across the country. The basic argument is that saying a Christian prayer at the beginning of a governmental meeting is establishing a religion and goes against the First Amendment. Most of the lawsuits are fought against vigorously by the local governmental body being sued.
Thanks to these two bumbling lawmakers, though, this is the first one that has hit the national spotlight. And it really gets to the heart of why the prayers are illegal and that fighting the lawsuits is a colossal waste of taxpayer money. They are all but admitting that the prayer is similar to establishing a religion. And there is plenty of precedent showing that the establishment of a religion is illegal no matter how far down the governmental ladder you go. Way to shoot yourselves in the foot, North Carolina.
All Hurricane Names Should Begin With The Letter ‘J’
Almost every decision we make is determined, in part, by our cognitive biases. The smart person makes sure that, to the best of their ability, those biases are consciously and honestly analyzed whenever making a decision. It is a shame that we do not learn about known cognitive biases in school at a young age.
That’s all well and good, but how do you defend against biases that are almost impossible to recognize? Take charitable giving, for example. It turns out that people are much more likely to donate money to disaster relief efforts for hurricanes when the first letter of the hurricane name matches our own. Mind blown.
The beautiful thing about cognitive biases, though, is that we all have them and, thus, can manipulate people using them. (Oh, wait, no, that’s the horrible thing about them.) This is why I am proposing that all hurricanes start with the letter ‘J’. ‘J’ is the most common first letter for names in America. This should allow for the maximum of charitable giving to occur. At least until everyone whose name begins with ‘J’ ends up bankrupt because of all of their charitable giving. Then we can move on the hurricanes that begin with ‘M’.
When technology progresses to a point when information from the interwebs is directly fed into our brains, I propose that hurricane names be tailored to the individual. Any news we consume about the hurricane will automatically fill in our name for the hurricane name. Donations will pour in faster than water from the broken levees caused by hurricane <insert your name here>!
How Effed Up Is Healthcare In The United States?
It is absolutely appalling how much we spend for healthcare in the United States. What’s even more appalling is that we have absolutely no idea how much we’re going to spend for even basic health services. It can vary wildly from place to place. Quick, how much do you think an angiogram will cost you? If you answered anywhere between $173 and $2,740, you’d be right! But why the huge disparity and why do we pay so much more for healthcare than other countries. Well, the disparity has to do with how health insurance pays for healthcare. Each individual health group bargains with each individual health insurance company to get the best rate. Two people sleeping in the same hospital room for the same procedure are likely not paying the same price. As for the reason why we pay so much more than other countries, that’s easy. Other countries restrict costs and we don’t.
You might want to argue that the United States pays vastly more because we have better health outcomes. The only problem with that is we don’t. We don’t even come close to the best health outcomes in almost every category you can imagine.
Movie Review: The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
This is just a placeholder post to acknowledge that I did, indeed, see this movie. It was completely forgettable in every way. I forgot about it so quickly that I had to be reminded that I saw it to write this review. I can’t even remember enough about it to determine how many stars I should give it.
“The Incredible Burt Wonderstone”, it was a movie that I saw.
Movie Review: Olympus Has Fallen
Ratings for reviews will appear above the fold, while the review itself will appear below the fold to avoid spoilers for anyone that wants to go into it with a blank slate.
Jean-Paul’s rating: 4/5 stars
An incredibly flawed but immensely fun movie.
How Dare You Call Me A Bibliophile!
Ray Comfort, who you may know from “the banana is the ultimate creation of god” fame, took great offense at a person who called him/herself a bibliophile. He threatened to ban that person if s/he dared to call any other Christian a bibliophile. Oh, Mr. Comfort, why must you make it so easy?
To his credit, he did apologize after the person explained the definition to him. (He thought that “bibliophile” was an Atheist slur against Christians and was a combination of “bible” and “pedophile”.) It goes to show how intellectually incurious the man is, though. Instead of using a dictionary that is literally at his fingertips, he decides to take offense and threaten a challenger.
Rage Of Thrones
For all you “Game of Thrones” fans who haven’t read the books. NSFW language.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CLCOvZOh1o&feature=youtube_gdata_player]Tim Minchin Has Seen The Light…
…and renounced his heathen ways!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZeWPScnolo&feature=youtube_gdata_player]Or not.
You Thought YOUR Mail Delivery Was Bad, Try Being An Atheist!
This is amusing. A company from Germany named Atheist noticed that products shipped to the United States were very often experiencing delays without any noticeable cause. The only thing that they did differently than any other company is they had “Atheist” labelled on their packing tape. Could that be the cause? To find out, they did what any good scientist would do; they ran an experiment.
They sent two packages to 89 individuals in the U.S. on the same day. One had the “Atheist” packing tape and the other had unlabeled packing tape. The two boxes should arrive at the same time, yes? The result? The “Atheist” boxes took 3 days longer to arrive at their destination. Of the 178 packages they sent out, 10 were lost. Only one of the lost packages had the unlabeled packing tape. This shows a significant bias against “Atheist” branded packaging. No states were immune from the bias.
They also did similar experiments with other countries and found no such bias. The United States, apparently, has a unique bias against Atheists. And, for now, packages sent to the U.S. will no longer have the “Atheist” packing tape.