I have no idea how this guy is able to stay silent throughout this. I’m pretty sure I would be actively dissuading the bear from getting up close and personal. Guess that’s why I’m not a hunter.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIJGb8mLyOE&feature=youtube_gdata_player]Author Archives: Jean-Paul
How Dangerous Is It Where You Live?
Check out these 4 maps of natural disasters. Fires, tornadoes, earthquakes, and hurricanes. (Oh my!)
My favorite is the map of the earthquakes. You can see quite clearly where the tectonic plates meet. It is amazing how far the continents have traveled from the plates and yet the shape of the continents still fits the lines of the tectonic plates. Look at how active Europe is and how quiet Africa is. I have to presume that is more because of the number of seismographs located in Europe than the dearth of earthquakes in Africa.
I think one of the greatest benefits of the Internet is the ability it gives to us not only to create great visualizations like in the above linked maps but to be able to share those visualizations with a huge audience. These visualizations allow people the chance to see the world around them in different ways. Ways that wouldn’t even have been thought of prior to the Internet.
The Majesty Of Nature And The Stupidity Of Man
Volcanoes are awesome. Why are they awesome? Because this:
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ATDHCtaMBs&feature=youtube_gdata_player]Men are stupid. Why are they stupid? Because this:
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPagbZ3LmkU&feature=youtube_gdata_player]I’m somewhat proud of randomly happening to run into two volcano videos on the same date when not even looking for volcano videos. My web surfing > your web surfing.
Whoah! Double Rainbow!
Book Review: Fool Moon By Jim Butcher
Jean-Paul’s rating: 2/5 stars
And I’m done with The Dresden Files (both the books and the TV show). Jim Butcher is lucky that fanboys (and fangirls) are so easy to please. That is the only reason I can offer for how popular this series of books is. With “Fool Moon”, the trick is to throw as many different types of werewolves at the reader as possible to cover up the fact that every single character behaves stupidly and changes motives on a whim just to advance the story.
And, oh look, another murdered naked woman! Why is she naked? Either female wizards are required to get naked to perform ritual ceremonies and male wizards are not or Butcher just wanted to add another pointlessly sexualized murder victim to titillate the fanboys.
Let’s see what other stupidities we have going on in this book. There’s the scene where Dresden is trying to cast a spell at a werewolf that is charging at him only to have Murphy jump between him and the werewolf and points a gun at Dresden and tells him to get down on the ground. She, a supposedly trained detective, doesn’t hear the werewolf? Nope. She, a supposedly trained detective, doesn’t think to just take a step or two to the side and shoot the man running at Dresden from behind? Nope. Instead, she shoots right at Dresden.
Oh, and then there’s the FBI agent who actually attempts to shoot Murphy while they are both at a crime scene. The agent, completely unprovoked and breaking about a billion laws, pulls her gun and shoots at an officer of the law. That agent is certainly going to jail for a long time, right? Wrong. Murphy refuses to even file a report because she doesn’t want there to be bad blood between her and the FBI. Seriously?
There is also this scene where Marcone is tied up and strung up over a pit as bait for a werewolf while Dresden and his crew are stuck in the pit. Somehow, defying all physics, Marcone is able to pull a knife from his person (even though he was searched) and cut some magical rope that then falls into the pit and allows Dresden and his crew to climb out of the pit. Someone please explain to me how that is physically possible?
Of course, the worse thing, as in the first book, is every single interaction between the main characters, Harry Dresden and Karrin Murphy. For example, Harry and Karrin have a conversation about how Karrin is pissed at Harry for hiding things from her in “Stormfront”. She makes him promise her that he’ll never lie to her or hide anything from her like that again. THE VERY NEXT THING Harry does is hide things from her. In fact, he is hiding things from her as he’s promising her to not hide things from her. Harry Dresden is either a complete asshole or Jim Butcher is a horrible writer.
Then there’s also the whole thing with Murphy using Harry to investigate every paranormal happening and always coming to the conclusion that Harry must be involved somehow. Every freaking time two books in a row! You either don’t trust him or you do. Pick one.
I did give it two stars and not one so now I’ll say something nice about the book. Much like the first one, all of the magic and werewolves and ideas are legitimately interesting. It is fun to read about loupe-garou and Hexenwolves and what the differences are. Jim Butcher would likely have had a fine career writing a Monster Manual. Unfortunately, he decided to try to tell a story. Jim Butcher can not tell a story.
I Own A Hole In The Ground
This Looks Like A Job For Supercell!
The title is in honor of the new Superman movie coming out this weekend. The reason is this supercell filmed over Texas. Holy wow! Nothing shows the juxtaposition of raw beauty with violence and destruction like a supercell. If you ever want to know why storm chasers do what they do, just remind yourself of this video. Weather is a siren’s song that men cannot help but be drawn to even if it means breaking up on the rocks.
The House Comes Down
Life As Seen Through A PRISM
By now, you’re probably aware of the super secret PRISM program that collects towering amounts of metadata from phone companies. Some people are blase about the revelation and some people are apoplectic about it. Most, it appears, fall into the blase category.
Many people seem to laugh at people being concerned about the government collecting so much data about its citizens when companies like Google and Facebook and every place with a rewards card collects this same data all the time. Those people are missing the point. Google has zero authority in limiting your autonomy. Facebook can’t detain you. The Federal Government can. This is the difference.
Another canard that I’ve been reading is that law-abiding citizens have nothing to fear from this data collection. This is true. But guess how many law-abiding citizens there are? Zero. (Well, maybe babies.) There are so many Federal laws that it guarantees you break unknown laws with some regularity. Think you haven’t unknowingly cheated on your taxes?
And that’s the problem. You’re a law abiding citizen until your neighbor who you’ve had over to your house or is in the same dojo as you or has a kid on the same soccer team as your kid commits a Federal crime. Then, suddenly, you’re being shown in the exact same place as him when he made a phone call to set off a bomb and all those meaningless pieces of data are no longer so meaningless to the FBI as they rip your life apart trying to tie you to the criminal to coerce you to cooperate with them. This has been a common occurrence in the Muslim community. But no one cares when it happens to Muslims.
All of that is really besides the point, though. PRISM is wrong because no matter how minor the violation of our privacy, the raison d’etre for the program is a completely misguided endeavor.
Terrorism. We spend billions of dollars a month to protect ourselves from terrorism. Let’s be generous and say that we have lost 4,000 Americans to terrorism since 9/11. To date, we have lost over 6,000 servicemen to the fight against terror. This number pales in comparison to the amount of lost limbs and lost minds, not to mention the number of suicides. And don’t forget the countless and forgotten innocents who were casualties of our wars. We are spending billions of dollars a month to sacrifice more lives than we would if terrorism just occurred every once in a while as it will no matter how much we spend. This is an absolutely bizarre state of affairs.
Why do we spend so much money and effort protecting ourselves from death by terrorism when that money could be spent much more wisely against things that cause countless more American deaths? Over 500,000 people die from cancer every year. Over 32,000 traffic deaths happen every year. Both would likely shrink greatly if we were willing to put even a sliver of the billions of dollars a month into basic R&D or even subsidized treatments. There are plenty of other examples that I can cite as I’m sure you could as well.
We have much less to fear from terrorism than we do from getting in our car every day and yet the former causes us to throw away our soldiers’ lives and our fortunes away while the latter is just accepted as a thing that may happen to us. Our citizens care so much about freedom until it’s threatened by a terrorist and then they’re willing to throw away the freedom away to protect themselves from terrorists. Alanis Morrisette would actually be correct about irony if she sung about this.
I’m not saying that we shouldn’t do anything to protect ourselves from terrorism, but we had a pretty good mechanism in place prior to the Patriot Act and other laws that erode our autonomy. The only thing that 9/11 actually changed is America’s psyche. We suffer from a national PTSD as a result. Instead of the therapy that we so desperately needed, we were fed a constant diet of fear from our President and our Congress and our media and PRISM is the result.
All of this needs to stop. We need to accept that, sometimes, terrorism will happen just like we accept that a car accident may happen every time we get behind the wheel. The sole purpose of terrorism is to cause fear, to bypass our logical brains and force us to react emotionally. In that, the terrorists have succeeded far better than they could possibly have imagined. We have the ability to change that. Now, all we need is the will.
Awards Shows Suck
Unless, of course, it’s being hosted by NPH:
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BraXq07kkM&feature=youtube_gdata_player]I got tired just watching Neil Patrick Harris belt out this epic opening number for the 2013 Tony Awards show. That’s how you do an opening!
Even the closing number is pretty epic. NPH includes a list of all the winners in his rap:
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