Sentences I Wish I Had A Use For

If you’re like me, first off I’m sorry; second, you have sentences that come to you that are just perfect but you have no particular use for.  If you’re not a writer, they are quickly forgotten.  I imagine writers have notebooks full of random sentences just waiting for a home in a story.  If you’re a blogger, they go onto your blog.  I present to you my first (of I hope many) sentence I wish I had a use for:

He was the kind of guy that could quote Leviticus while eating shellfish.