*sung to the tune of Mister Sandman
** for any words in parenthesis, imagine Ayn Rand popping out the side of the screen correcting the pronunciation.
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb Missus Ann Rand (Ayn), bring me a dream Give me the best government that I've ever seen Make it so only rich people are in charge Then our economy will surely grow large Ann Rand (Ayn), look at the poor Let's take what they have and then show them the door What a big bunch of moochers and fakers Missus Ann Rand (Ayn) get me away from these takers Missus Ann Rand (Ayn), let's run away This government is toothless and full of decay Let's take with us only the makers And form a country filled with movers and shakers Ann Rand (Ayn), here we'll call home We'll build an empire more glorious than Rome All the others will look on us with despair While complaining that their life's not fair Missus Ann Rand (Ayn), things are just swell 'cept for the riot that we had to quell Just because there's not enough food But besides that everything is good Ann Rand (Ayn), you've got my back You'll provide us with the things we lack All we're missing now is clothes and shelter Oh, and society's sort of gone helter-skelter Missus Ann Rand (Ayn), we'll still pull through We found a man who knows just what to do He'll fix everything for merely a song There isn't a thing that could possibly go wrong Ann Rand (Ayn), our country's on fire And our prospects are increasingly dire It turns out that those who think they are makers Are really some of the biggest of takers Missus Ann Rand (Ayn), it's fallen apart Turns out your ideas are not very smart Why'd we think that we'd be able to build A world in which our dreams would ever be fulfilled Ann Rand (Ayn), Objectivism's sad Because, you see, that the selfish are bad Looking out for just number one Is a thought that most other people will shun Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb