I thought it would be fun to pigeon hole the presidential candidates into their respective Dungeons & Dragons alignment. I recognize that these aren’t going to be perfect, but it’s one of those things that are fun to game out. All references to alignments can be found on Wikipedia.
I hereby deem Libertarian candidate for president, Gary Johnson, to be Chaotic Neutral:
A chaotic neutral character is an individualist who follows their own heart and generally shirks rules and traditions. Although chaotic neutral characters promote the ideals of freedom, it is their own freedom that comes first; good and evil come second to their need to be free.
There really isn’t much information about Gary Johnson to hang any individual alignment on, but his record is certainly Libertarian and no alignment screams Libertarian like Chaotic Neutral. He is huge on personal freedom (he was big on ending the war on drugs before it was cool, which kudos). He believes in a minimalist government with zero interest in the consequences of what his policies (or lack thereof, really) will do to his constituents. He was big on privatization of prisons and school vouchers. As two-time governor of New Mexico, he holds the record for number of vetoes (47% of all bills in his first term). His governorship is generally considered a success and he was well liked, but I’ve not been able to find much evidence for or against Johnson’s term. It looks to me like New Mexico grew at about the same pace as the rest of the country during his term in office. I can concede that Libertarianism may be able to work in states whose population density is 17 people per square mile.
One thing I can say about him is Gary Johnson is the one person running for president that I would love to get a beer with. He really does seem like a fun guy and you just know it wouldn’t end with just one beer. Suddenly, you’re six beers in and Gary’s all like “Shots!” and you’re all like “I don’t really do shots” but suddenly you’re draining one down and there’s already another one in front of you and you’re like “What the hell!” and you pop that one down your gullet as well and then you regain consciousness at Gary’s house and everyone’s dropping LSD and Gary is offering you some and you take it and suddenly there’s this psychedelic music playing and all these colored lights and you have this absolutely mind blowing experience and as you come down,Gary’s there with some weed to help you mellow and you realize that it’s already 6 AM and you have all these chores to do before visiting your family so you say good bye to Gary and thanks for a fun evening and as you’re leaving Gary says to you, “We’re still on for next weekend, right?”