Ode To Ted Cruz

At one point during yesterday’s fake filibuster, Ted Cruz read from the book “Green Eggs and Ham”.  A man adamantly refusing to give Obamacare a shot reading a book about adamantly refusing to give a meal a shot.  Irony meters hundreds of miles away burst into flames.  And it also screams for a little parody.

"That President there!
That President there!
I do not like that President there!"

"Do you like Obamacare?"

"I do not like them
you total square.
I do not like
Obamacare."

"Would you like it
if it helped the broke?"

"I would not like it
if it helped the broke.
For all I care
they can have a stroke.
I do not like 
Obamacare
I do not like it
you total square."

"Would you like it
if it were cheaper?
Would that make it
a definite keeper?"

"I would not like it
if it were cheaper.
That does not make it
a definite keeper.
I do not like Obamacare.
I do not like it you total square."

"But look, it covers
preconditions.
Surely that's a
noble mission."

"So what it covers
preconditions.
That is not a
noble mission.
I do not like Obamacare.
I do not like it you total square."

"What if the benefits
were proven true?
Then would it be
the right thing to do?"

"I do not care
if it all were true.
Just try and convince me
till your face turns blue.
You cannot combat
the lies I'll spew.
And to those this would help,
a big FUCK YOU!"

					

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