Monthly Archives: July 2013

You Should Give Them All Your Monies!

Person I would like in my neighborhood, Phil Plait of Bad Astronomy fame and Zack Weinersmith of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal fame have teamed up to help you make stupid people look even stupider.  Behold, 2^7 Nerd Disses!  Best of all, you choose the price!  They suggest $1.  I suggest more.  I paid $5.  Both men have certainly entertained and informed me much more than $5 worth.  And if they’re not entertaining and informing you, I will have no choice but to use an insult on you.  A sample:

You’re so scientifically illiterate… You think absolute zero is diet vodka.

So go buy the book or I will insult you a second time!

Exactly How Racist Is America?

This racist.

Marc Anthony sang God Bless America at the baseball All Star game earlier this week.  What followed was a bunch of racist assholes complaining about having a Mexican singing God Bless America.  Here’s the thing.  Marc Anthony is an American citizen.  People just assumed that he wasn’t because of the color of his skin.  So they’re not just racist assholes, they’re clueless racist assholes. The saddest thing is some of them were called on the fact that Marc Anthony was American and some just doubled down and said that he didn’t look American.  That means he wasn’t white.

Anytime you hear anyone talking about Real America, you can be assured that they’re pining for the days when only white people had rights.  Real America is a dog whistle cry to all the racists out there.  And they respond to it in droves.

In other news, people still watch the All Star Game.  Who knew?

Another Win For Obamacare

New York recently announced that individual plans under Obamacare will save it’s citizens 50%.  This is huge!  Obamacare will cut the premium costs of 6% of America in half!

The rest of us likely won’t be quite as fortunate.  Most states still don’t know how much, if anything, they will save.  New York had the highest premium costs for individual insurance in the country.  This is because of a law that requires insurance companies to cover preexisting conditions.  Without a mandate for its citizens to carry health insurance, as more people with preexisting conditions signed up, the costs of insurance for everyone went up.  This caused healthy people to drop their insurance which caused the costs for those with the preexisting conditions to go up. Obamacare both demands preexisting conditions be covered and that individuals carry insurance under penalty of law.  Thus the very large savings for New York which only had half the formula to save money.

The most important takeaway from this is that what’s happening in New York highlights exactly what Obamacare proponents have argued would happen.  A larger pool that can’t exclude anyone leads to drastically lower premiums for the individual.  In my analogy where Obamacare is a bag of poo left on the doorstep but what we had before was a flaming bag of poo, what’s happening in New York is what put out the fire.

Book Review: Stranger Things Happen by Kelly Link

Jean-Paul’s rating: 2/5 stars

“Stranger Things Happen” is a collection of short stories of an indescribable genre.  They are not quite ghost stories, but you get the feeling that they’re all supposed to be ghost stories or dreams or something else equally gossamer and fleeting.  I say this because most of the characters behave more like you’d expect ghosts to behave than real people.  Their minds flit about from one subject to the other without much resolution of anything.  All the stories read as a slightly structured stream of consciousness.  And then they end.  Next story.

The short story is the most difficult form of writing.  You need to be pithy while at the same time being verbose.  You need characters that readers are instantly invested in while not really saying much about the character.  It is a great balancing act that, when done right, produces the best fiction imaginable.  “Stranger Things Happen” doesn’t do that.  It’s one of those books where you recognize the talents of the author but the execution just doesn’t click.

All this could just be me.  I might not get it.  Kelly Link has won a few awards, including for some of the stories in “Stranger Things Happen”.  Take “Louise’s Ghost” for instance.  It won an Nebula Award for best novelette in 2001.  It was certainly the most story-y of the short stories.  This is more so because the two main characters were named Louise.  Much of the time is spent trying to figure out which Louise is being talked about in any given sentence.  It’s clever as a writing device, but that’s about all it is.  The story itself doesn’t accomplish anything, however.  There are the Louises and a hairy ghost and a girl who thinks she was once a dog and a bunch of cellists.  There are descriptions of the Louises’ love lives and attempts to get rid of the ghost and a death and then a flashback and the end.

It’s as if all the short stories are half finished ideas.  Or maybe half started ideas.  They are beginnings without ends or ends without beginnings or maybe meat without bread or style without substance.  “Stranger Things Happen” is certainly some sort of accomplishment but I can not for the life of me say what it accomplishes.  Maybe that’s the point.

What If George Zimmerman Was The One That Was Killed?

Imagine you’re walking home from the store after picking up some snacks.  You notice a man following you in his car.  You go and cut through the yard where a car can’t go and the man gets out of his car and starts following you through the yard.  You’re talking to someone on the phone and telling them that this creepy guy is following you.  It’s really starting to freak you out.  What does this man intend to do to you?  Luckily, this is Florida so you turn around and confront the man who may intend to do you severe physical harm.  The man continues to approach so you stand your ground and attack the man.  The man pulls a gun but you bash his head against the sidewalk killing him before he can use it.

The above is a scenario that follows Florida’s stand your ground law and fits all of the facts presented in the case with the exception of who ends up dead at the end.  If it happened like this, do you think Trayvon Martin would not have been arrested immediately?  Do you think Trayvon Martin would not have been charged with murder soon after?  Do you think Trayvon Martin would have been found not guilty of murder?  How about if he used a gun to kill Zimmerman instead?

The scales of justice are stacked against black men in particular and minorities in general in so many ways.  Injustices are thrown at them on an almost daily basis.  How could you not be angry if it were happening to you?  And yet we live in a world where white people threaten revolution because their imaginary freedoms are pretend being taken away and where minorities rioting over actual freedoms being taken away are looked upon as misguided at best and less than human at worst.  Ta-Nehisi Coates says it best:

It is painful to say this: Trayvon Martin is not a miscarriage of American justice, but American justice itself. This is not our system malfunctioning. It is our system working as intended. To expect our juries, our schools, our police to single-handedly correct for this, is to look at the final play in the final minute of the final quarter and wonder why we couldn’t come back from twenty-four down.

To paraphrase a great man: We are what our record says we are. How can we sensibly expect different?

Make No Mistake About It, Trayvon Martin Is Dead Because He Is Black

Yes, George Zimmerman was acquitted of the killing of Trayvon Martin.  Yes, sadly, George Zimmerman should have been acquitted of the killing of Trayvon Martin given Florida’s ridiculous Stand Your Ground laws.  None of this gets around the fact that Trayvon Martin would be alive today if he were white.  George Zimmerman had black kids up to mischief on his mind when he followed Trayvon Martin.  All evidence points to this being true.

When I first heard about the call to pursue a Federal Civil Rights case against George Zimmerman, I balked at the idea.  There is no doubt in my mind that George Zimmerman is a soft racist, just like some of my family, just like some of my friends (and boy does it baffle me that they don’t realize they’re racist).  That, in and of itself, is not a good reason to pursue Federal charges.  The more I thought about it, though, the more it makes sense.

George Zimmerman is not your average soft racist.  He is a soft racist with a gun.  He used that gun to kill a black kid.  A black kid that he was following because he was black and “something’s wrong with him”.  This, despite the fact that he was told not to follow the black kid.  Why?  Because “these assholes always get away”.

George Zimmerman put himself into a position that allowed him to kill Trayvon Martin.  Florida law allows you to put yourself into a position to kill another human being.  The combination of the two led to Trayvon Martin’s death.  We have a racist man using a racist law to kill a black kid.  This seems to me to be exactly what Federal Civil Rights trials are meant for.

And I know it’s besides the point, but boy does George Zimmerman make it difficult for to like him or feel sorry for him even a little bit.  He thinks the killing of Trayvon Martin was “God’s plan”.  Defense attorneys were wise to keep him off the stand.  A sympathetic figure he is not.

Movie Review: Pacific Rim

Ratings for reviews will appear above the fold, while the review itself will appear below the fold to avoid spoilers for anyone that wants to go into it with a blank slate.

Jean-Paul’s rating: 1/5 stars or 4/5 stars

This is the greatest one star movie you will ever see.

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Google: Do No Evil. We Have Senators For That.

We all know that Google’s “Do No Evil” motto is laughable.  It is worth while to point out every so often how laughable it is.

Case in point: Google is hosting a fundraiser for prototypical out of touch old white man Senator James Inhofe (R-OK).  Inhofe is the perfect mix of corporate shill and misinformed misanthrope.  Why would Google raise money for such a cretin?  To buy votes, duh!  Inhofe is a big enemy of an open Internet.  Google has the most to gain from an open Internet.  In the grandest tradition of corporate shills everywhere, Inhofe’s vote can be bought.  And buy it Google shall!

There is an argument to be made that buying votes to codify net neutrality will enable a much greater good.  Net neutrality is a huge step in making sure that the Internet remains equally available to all people.  Google, however, is committing some evil in order to reach this goal though.  Perhaps they should change their motto to “Do Some Evil As Long As It’s To Accomplish A Worthy Goal As Long As That Worthy Goal Mostly Benefits Us”?  I think that has a much better ring to it and it also happens to be much close to the truth than their current motto.

You’ve Just Been Schooled, Son!

Want to know what’s going on in Egypt?  Look no further.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeDm2PrNV1I&feature=youtube]

I couldn’t find any real confirmation if this is real besides comments from someone who claims to speak the language, but wow is it awesome.  The only thing that could have made it more awesome is if it were a girl saying it.

Personally, I don’t think Egypt has much of a chance of creating a country envisioned by this kid.  There are way too many external forces at play for any semblance of democracy to take hold.  The largest of which is our own U.S.  How can democracy take root in a country when the greatest superpower the world has ever known controls the purse strings of their army?  I’m fairly certain the answer to that question is it can’t.  Here’s hoping I’m wrong.

Book Review: The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling

Jean-Paul’s rating: 4/5 stars

How many of you knew that “The Jungle Book” is more than a story about Mowgli a la Disney?  I didn’t.  I had heard of Rikki-Tikki-Tavi in relation to “The Jungle Book” before, but I always assumed that he was just a character from the Mowgli tale that was left out of the Disney version.

That said, “The Jungle Book” is a series of short stories, only the first two of which tells the tale of Mowgli.  Everyone of a certain age knows the tale of Mowgli thanks to Disney.  It should come as no surprise that the version in the book is much more enjoyable and much darker.  It focuses much more on the enmity between Sher Khan and Mowgli.  It also focuses much more on the Laws of the Jungle which were all about honoring and caring for others and how to behave with other species.

Another of the tales well worth mentioning is the aforementioned and very delightful Rikki-Tikki-Tavi which is about a young mongoose that protects a British family from some cobras.  I don’t know if I read into the story what I know about mongooses or if Kipling just writes well, but the whole story exudes the playfulness that a mongoose seems to have.

There are also stories about a white fur seal that leads his people to the promised land, a bunch of war animals and the roles they play in war, and a group of elephants that decide to break free and dance for a night.  As with many children’s books, they all tell a moral.  Besides being a bit more PG-13ish than most parents would feel comfortable with, they’re all worth reading to your kids.  “The Jungle Book” is one of those rare books that can appeal to the adults as well as the kids.  Even some of the poetry/songs interspersed throughout is fun.

I got the feeling when reading this book that Rudyard Kipling doesn’t think much of humans.  There are also some undercurrents of racism with the White Man being portrayed as noble while the Indians being portrayed in a less flattering light.  This can be forgiven because of the times in which it was written and it’s really quite subtle.  I suspect most wouldn’t even recognize it as racist unless it was pointed out to them.