Or…It’s getting hot in here so take off all your clothes.
The Earth is getting warmer. The Earth is getting warmer faster than ever before. Much faster. The line of increase has a slope much closer to infinity than it does to zero. In a rational world, this information would be devastating. We don’t live in a rational world and we definitely don’t live in a rational country. Our country is stuck with people who sit on our science committees and think the Earth is 6,000 years old and evolution is “controversial” and climate change is unproven and seem to think that science is a scam like homeopathy.
If we don’t do something soon we are doomed. And by “we” I mean people living on the coasts mostly. But there can’t be more than a billion of them so I’m sure it won’t be that big of a deal. People away from the coasts will just have to deal with alternating torrential rains and droughts and various other weather anomalies. Again, no big deal.