Hitler Donald Draper

I was out for dinner the other day and who do I see next to me but a man that looks like a combination of Hitler and Don Draper.  He had Don Draper’s head shape and hair style and a really weird mustache that was thick in the middle and very sparse on the sides.  This made it look like a Hitler mustache.  A Hitler mustache is not a good look for Don Draper.  He was pretty creepy looking.  It looked like he was on a date too.  I can only assume that he killed her.