Trigger warning: Sarcastic mocking of Republicans and their views on rape ahead. Also, really bad humor.
While writing my previous post about shutting that whole thing down while dreaming, I got into a bit of a link clicking vortex. What I found will astound you.
Almost everybody is aware of Todd Akin’s views of rape:
From what I understand from doctors, [pregnancy from rape] is really rare. If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
Poor Todd just got a little confused. This is just the new Fundamentalist Christian rape test for determining if a woman is a witch. Because, guess what animal does have a way of shutting that whole thing down during a rape? Pigs? No. Lemmings? No. Really small otters? No. A duck! Exactly! And so logically, if you rape a woman and she doesn’t become pregnant…
Then she’s a witch! BURN HER!